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Thursday, July 31, 2008
Autoeroticism
8:25 PM
My dad talked to me about my topic for my English paper a few weeks back. I didn't get why he went all serious, but he started off saying that he was worried of what other people might think of me. At first, I really couldn't find it in myself to comprehend what he just said. I mean, I'm not the first student who was brave enough to cover this topic and, in all fairness to cliche topics, my topic could be subcategorized under such a gasgas general topic.Yes-- SEX. Yan ang general topic ko. The gen topic sounds boring, right? That's exactly what I thought when I started this whole research paper process thing. Naturally, I veered away from the ever-so-boring topic. I chose something that a lot of people, until now, would find surprising hahaha. Clue: 3 Point Shot A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Clitters Coming Into Your Own Countering Cunts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own Cunt Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your Clit Fucking Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jocelyn Eldering Let Your Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button Pussy Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat Scoring the Hoop Slapping the Mackerel Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers Walang hiya ang mga 'di na makakagets niyan sa dami ng mga "synonyms" na nilagay ko riyan. I'll say this: I just love how people, guys especially, react when they find out about this hahahaha. I usually get high- fives from guys and, well, odd looks from girls (but with laughter after?). Haha. THIS is exactly why I chose this topic :)) My main purpose is to get those weird looks from everyone. HAHA. Dudes... Even babies masturbate. (TOTOO NA YAN OKAY. Research will prove that, rock- solid) |
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