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Sunday, October 26, 2008
Whore Presents: Power Genitalia
10:19 PM


Bad Domain Names. These are actual domain names so yeah, I didn't make up any of them. I found this funny haha

  1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is
    www.whorepresents.com/ - "whore presents"

  2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views at
    www.expertsexchange.com/ - "expert sex change"

  3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
    www.penisland.net/ - "penis land"

  4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
    www.therapistfinder.com/ - "the rapist finder"

  5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
    www.powergenitalia.com/ - "power genitalia"

  6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales,
    www.molestationnursery.com/ - "molestation nursery"

  7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there?s always
    www.ipanywhere.com/ - "I p(ee) anywhere"

  8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
    www.cummingfirst.com/ - "cumming first"

  9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site,
    www.speedofart.com/ - "speedo fart"

Saturday, October 25, 2008
Sem ender blues
12:13 AM

Sem break is nearing the end of its second week and grades were just out a few hours ago. Joy :|. I know grades aren't such a hot topic (or is it just me?) and that this isn't really an apt issue for a sem- ender (since 1st sem has ended long before this). But watoof-- It's absotively and posolutely inevitable that I rant... And rant some more.

I officially dub this sem as the most fucked up sem. Ever. For me, at least. Let me elaborate. But before that, I won't approach this thing and expound based on my qpi this sem (please, it's too embarassing. Well, again, for me at the least) but I'll do that via my cumulative. Kasi naman, at least may 'onting dignidad pa ako riyan.

How awful? Let me just say that my former cumulative of 3.23 has gone down to a fucking 3.095. F@%k that! It's no wonder why I won't place them God damned letter grades here 'ey.

At @#$% mo, please. Hindi ako naglalabas ng galit para lang may maawa sa'kin o para magpapansin. Seryoso ako. Big deal 'to sa'kin, okay. Unlike you, I actually give a shit about what comes out of all my studying. Danke.

*Yep, I wrote this down approximately 3 hours after I found out what my grades are (about 3:30am last tuesday?). Haha I was that sad.

Friday, October 17, 2008
Red, White and Blue
11:19 PM

I'm at the process of watching the 3rd part of the last of the presidential debates at CNN (I got too lazy to finish the whole thing a few days ago). Yeah, at the cusp of sembreak, I've been watching anything and everything. From Heroes, Friends and Spongebob marathons, I'm viewing loads of idiot- box frenzies (I'm retardingly cool that way). The elections have been, thus far, very interesting so I've decided to do a quasi- marathon on that, too.

I've wondered long ago why all the hype's geared towards the US elections. Obviously, I've never arrived at an answer that would satisfy me so, naturally, I stopped wondering and got caught up in the hype just like everyone else.

After all that, realizations started flowing in. Or rather, two of them-- Haha, sounded so many back there, ey:
  1. I'd vote for Obama if I were an American or if I could. (And yes, even if I'm not in the right state of mind-- He's just so damned gregarious)
  2. If McCain were my daddy, I'd have a cute daddy (This is the PATERNAL kind of cute, thankyou)
On a side note, just as I stressed long ago, I still wouldn't want to live in the US. I'd die out of fear of fast food yumminess and too much liberality. I prefer SUN RAYS over a star- spangled banner (but no, I DO NOT prefer Pacquiao over Phelps).


A/N: From now on, I'm doing that icon-on-the-side-corner thing that I do in Multiply (back when I preferred blogging in Multiply). I just soooo totally miss it-- And the icons that are stocked in my laptop are sayang hahaha.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008
I'm a homo sapien with boobs and a vagina-- and a kid
8:15 PM

If went inside a room full of people and asked them to raise their hands if they've ever been a victim of MOTHER'S INSTINCT, I bet I'd see most, if not all, their arms raised high above their heads.

Mother's instinct-- don't you just absolutely HATE it? I hate the fact that mothers are always right and that they know things even before you start conceptualizing initial ideas in your head.

Oh! And I hate this type of conversation:
Offspring: Mom, I have to tell you something
Mom: What is it?
Offspring: I *insert fault here*
Mom: I know
Offspring: How did you know?
Mom: *insert offsprings name here*, I'm your MOTHER

Damn the day when mothers all over the world were granted with the gift of foresight over their childrens doings. Oh but wait.. Those were the days when we were born--

... I take it back. Nevermind.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008
How could it?
1:41 PM

How could that fucking grade be lowered to a B???
Sorry talaga pero I was quite sure on this.
It was an A when I do well on the finals and a B+ if I get a B on the finals. Looks like I got something lower than that.

Fuck. I need compensations.

Monday, October 13, 2008
Kiss Me Kate
9:24 AM

How is it that I still have this hatred on men in me? Hahaha. It isn't sadistic or on a highly mean level or anything. I've always been a woman with a Gabriella attitude in highschool, regarding women as a superior race-- Ethnocentric much? Ok haha joke. Hindi naman. Basta the stereotypical narcissistic and mayabang man... I hated. Oh, and I hate how guys live for lesbian shit. Guys who dig it or who are fascinated by it-- Not a problem. It's those guys who look for nothing else in women but girl on girl action that I hate.

Back to the question I raised earlier-- How I still hate men blahblahblah. I find it conspicuous now that I dislike mayabang men but I'm with one (17 months, too). Now this is the time where I admit to myself that yabang-ness makes my man look cute (haha "my maaaan"). But, still, I hate men.

I hate men. I can't abide 'em even now and then. Than ever marry one of them, I'd rest a maiden rather, for husbands are a boring lot and only give you bother. Of course, I'm awfully glad that Mother had to marry Father, but I hate men. Of all the types I've ever met within our democracy, I hate most the athlete with his manner bold and brassy. He may have hair upon his chest but, sister, so has Lassie.

But, ladies, you must answer too, what would we do without 'em?
Still, I hate men!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008
*plurk*
7:07 PM

danieleazar shares http://www.plurk.com/user/danieleazar

I'm liking this Plurk thing, ey

Monday, October 6, 2008
Watoof, Dani
11:24 PM

Repeaters, Shiftees, Dropouts and Suicidals-- er.. suicidees? It gets worse. As of late, I've been hearing nothing but crap about acads from other people. I surmise that I'm one of them (helloooooo haha)

Since freshman year, I've been meeting people who want to shift/ need to shift, people who F-ed (the grade... not fucked okay) or W-ed their subjects and people who didn't quite make that 1.8 qpi req. This year, I've been hearing the same shit... But at a greater scale. This time, instead of having repeaters + shiftees + droupouts, add a number of depressed beings there and you get a batch of lonely twiddles.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I've been such a brat bitching about my grades and acting like it's the end of the world for me when, in truth, I've been so self-centered to not think about the others. Yes, I feel hella bad... More towards how I couldn't just be satisfied. Ayan tuloy, I've gotten myself into fights with my parents and Jordan just because I couldn't plant my feet back on the ground.

Just because accounting's fucked up, I refused to pay attention to my other grades (which were surprisingly ok... okay fine, more than okay-- SURPRISINGLY). Ok na siguro na ulitin ang accounting basta wag akong magshift o gumawa pa ng kahit anong kalokohan. I need to realize that. I need to get my overconfidence due to my previous qpi's out of my system.

I need a fucking slap (and hope for those who think they won't quite make it next year. Pleaaaase-- mawawalan ng fun people sa school if that happens :c )

Sunday, October 5, 2008
Someone's sad on the other side of the world
10:27 PM

Coming 10.17.2008, the sun will rise continuously for 36 hours (1.5 days). During this time, the US countries will be dark for 1.5 days. It will convert 3 days into 2 big days. It will happen once in 2,400 years. Primarily the Earth will stop from rotating on its own axis. Tropical areas will become hotter and cold areas will be colder. We're very lucky to see this. -CNN/BBC NEWS

I got this from an instant message. Interesting. Just when I thought that the sun would never shine (this is regarding my accounting poop), It'll shine for 1 and a half days straight! Haha, gotta love the metaphor.

Friday, October 3, 2008
White flag my ass
9:15 PM

VP debate between Biden and Palin
(On their plans on Iraq)


Joe Biden: This is a fundemental difference between us-- we will end this war. For John McCain, there is no end in sight.
Sarah Palin: Your plan is a white flag of surrender.

That bit ticked me off. Eh mierda, sige lang-- Send your countrymen to die elsewhere while you enjoy the hateful cries from the families of those whom you sent to Iraq. Age old issue, I know-- One thing that I thought of, though, when this war on Iraq issue was still fresh: Our generation, and those before us, have gone through learning about so many wars that were never successful and we grew up with "War is not the answer" as a central mentality to peace, harmony and whatnot. I couldn't believe it back then (when I was 12) that a man who would've known better would result to this "solution".

I'm not one to really care about what goes on in that God- forsaken country (pardon me for calling it that), but really now. War? Shouldn't that be a debate between 14 year olds who just finished learning about some sort of civil war or something?

Hellooooooo-- Hi, Goodbye.

Thursday, October 2, 2008
How kind enough of you to think of me
11:03 PM

This will be the first time that I'd be channelling my rage in here for I deem such acts as immature (not to mention insecure... haha ring a bell??). Oo, sige na-- Call me immature and insecure. Yep, for this instance, and this instance only, will I stoop down to your insecurity level-- it's probably the only way you'll ever get to feel the slap that you most totally deserve. I won't make this long (it's not like you're really worth so much space in here, anyway). I'll just let you know one thing...

I know what you're doing and the story that you're pulling. You and I both know the real deal and I can't believe that you'd really tell bullshit just to cover for your ass. Thanks.

Oh, what I said before about you?-- Totally taking it back.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Sociology-fucking-Anthropology
7:07 PM

...is killing my writing brain cells-- or what's left of it. I absolutely HATE it when I get writers block at a time when it is most needed. Big fucking woop. Despite the fact that it's format is Arial14 double- spaced isn't helping. I'm just not in the mood to write crap down.

Oh my blissful tension release, where art thou?

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