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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
I'm a homo sapien with boobs and a vagina-- and a kid
8:15 PM
If went inside a room full of people and asked them to raise their hands if they've ever been a victim of MOTHER'S INSTINCT, I bet I'd see most, if not all, their arms raised high above their heads.Mother's instinct-- don't you just absolutely HATE it? I hate the fact that mothers are always right and that they know things even before you start conceptualizing initial ideas in your head. Oh! And I hate this type of conversation: Offspring: Mom, I have to tell you something Mom: What is it? Offspring: I *insert fault here* Mom: I know Offspring: How did you know? Mom: *insert offsprings name here*, I'm your MOTHER Damn the day when mothers all over the world were granted with the gift of foresight over their childrens doings. Oh but wait.. Those were the days when we were born-- ... I take it back. Nevermind. |
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